POSTAL 2

November 2, 2012
Open world
Sandbox
Shooter
89 trophies

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Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?From the store

Trophies

Store rarity, read on October 2, 2026.

Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Steam 3% · ultra rare
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Steam 3.1% · ultra rare
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Steam 3.1% · ultra rare
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Steam 3.3% · ultra rare
Ode to Eddings
Steam 3.3% · ultra rare
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Steam 3.4% · ultra rare
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Steam 3.6% · ultra rare
PooMasher
Steam 3.7% · ultra rare
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Steam 3.7% · ultra rare
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Steam 3.8% · ultra rare
Hobo Sexual
Steam 3.8% · ultra rare
Ladies Love Cake
Steam 3.8% · ultra rare
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Steam 4.1% · ultra rare
Gary vs. The K. Man
Steam 4.1% · ultra rare
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Steam 4.2% · ultra rare
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Steam 4.4% · ultra rare
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Steam 4.5% · ultra rare
Dick Message
Steam 4.5% · ultra rare
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
Steam 4.6% · ultra rare
Ape Gape
Steam 4.6% · ultra rare
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Steam 4.7% · ultra rare
SCREW that game!
Steam 4.7% · ultra rare
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Steam 4.8% · ultra rare
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
Steam 5% · ultra rare
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Steam 5.4%
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Steam 5.5%
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Steam 5.5%
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Steam 5.6%
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
Steam 6%
Ginger Mint
Steam 6%
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Steam 6.3%
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Steam 6.4%
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
Steam 6.7%
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Steam 7%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
Steam 8.1%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Steam 8.2%
John Rambo'd!
Steam 8.4%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Steam 8.5%
Found 'em faster than GWB
Steam 8.5%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Steam 8.7%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
Steam 8.9%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Steam 9%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Steam 9.1%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
Steam 9.1%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
Steam 9.8%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Steam 9.8%
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Steam 10%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Steam 10%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Steam 10%
There's always money in the banana stand
Steam 10%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Steam 11%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Steam 12%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Steam 13%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Steam 13%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Steam 13%
You are not alone
Steam 14%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
Steam 14%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Steam 14%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Steam 14%
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
Steam 15%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Steam 17%
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
Steam 18%
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Steam 18%
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
Steam 19%
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Steam 19%
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Steam 20%
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Steam 20%
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Steam 20%
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
Steam 22%
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Steam 22%
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Steam 25%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
Steam 28%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Steam 28%
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Steam 32%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Steam 32%
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Steam 32%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Steam 32%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Steam 34%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
Steam 34%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
Steam 36%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
Steam 37%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
Steam 46%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Steam 46%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Steam 49%
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Steam 49%
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
Steam 53%
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
Steam 57%
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Steam 62%
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Steam 68%