You Have to Win the Game

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You Have to Win the Game is a free exploration platformer with a retro 1980s PC aesthetic.From the store

Trophies

Store rarity, read on October 2, 2026.

If Our Eyes Aren't Real
Steam 0.8% · ultra rare
#yolo #swag #nbd
Won the game while wearing sunglasses.
Steam 2.5% · ultra rare
Nap Time
Won the game as a cat.
Steam 2.9% · ultra rare
Places to Go, People to See
Won the game in any mode in under ten minutes.
Steam 3.3% · ultra rare
An Achievement called "Completionist"
Won the game in any mode with a 100% rating.
Steam 5.1%
Treasure Hunter
Collected every money bag.
Steam 5.6%
Cartographer
Traversed every room.
Steam 6.8%
You Had to Win the Game
Won the game in any mode.
Steam 11%
Nth Time's the Charm
Lost the game in any mode.
Steam 16%
Boop!
Steam 18%
Wouldn't It Be Cool If...
Acquired the Spider Gloves.
Steam 27%
Instant Fun
Acquired the Springheel Boots.
Steam 29%
Rouge-like
Acquired the Crimson Aura.
Steam 42%
Kind of Blue
Acquired the Cerulean Aura.
Steam 57%
First of Many
Died once.
Steam 94%