Genital Jousting

January 18, 2018
Action
Adventure
28 trophies

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Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.From the store

Trophies

Store rarity, read on October 2, 2026.

Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy.
Steam 1.2% · ultra rare
Appalling Appetite
Steam 1.3% · ultra rare
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Steam 1.3% · ultra rare
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Steam 1.7% · ultra rare
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Steam 1.7% · ultra rare
Early Bird
Swallow every worm.
Steam 1.8% · ultra rare
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report.
Steam 2.3% · ultra rare
Meet Your Maker
Steam 3.1% · ultra rare
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Steam 3.2% · ultra rare
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Steam 3.3% · ultra rare
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Steam 3.5% · ultra rare
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Steam 3.9% · ultra rare
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Steam 3.9% · ultra rare
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Steam 4.2% · ultra rare
Summer Job
Steam 4.5% · ultra rare
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Steam 4.9% · ultra rare
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Steam 5% · ultra rare
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Steam 6.4%
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Steam 6.9%
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Steam 7%
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Steam 9.8%
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Steam 11%
A Better John
Steam 12%
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Steam 17%
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Steam 33%
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Steam 33%
Go Right
Move to the right.
Steam 47%
Go Left
Move to the left.
Steam 47%