Surgeon Simulator

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

Screw The Prime Directive

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.