Dungeons of Dredmor

Look at me, I'm The Doctor Now

Break all of Space and/or Time.

You Used All The Glue on Purpose

Repair 500 wands with the n-Dimensional Lathe.

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Make 1000 potions.

Monsters With Omelettes

Eat 100 Deep Omelettes.

Doctor Strangelove

Drop The Bomb.

I Didn't Ask For This

Equip two Clockwork Power Limbs, Two Clockwork Chain Axes, and a Clockwork Bolt Thrower.

Simon Belmont

Kill Vlad Digula.

Krong is a Fickle God

Get cursed by Krong 100 times.

Boil Water Advisory

Die by drinking acid from a fountain.

I Can't Believe That Worked

Defeat Lord Dredmor with a Random Skills build.

And Therefore, a Witch!

Master the Magical Law Skill Tree.

Three Men In A Boat (Not Including the Diggle)

Master the Tourism Skill Tree.

Dread or Alive

Kill Lord Dredmor, on Elvishly Easy Mode, with Permadeath.

It's Good To Be a Bankster

Master the Bankster Skill Tree.

Kleptomania

Lose a stack of 100 or more items to a Kleptoblobby, or other Thieving monster.

Double Rainbow

Damage an enemy with a base damage type and every special damage type simultaneously.

You're Totally Emo

Master the Emomancy Skill tree.

The Truth Is Way Out There

Master the Paranormal Investigator Skill Tree.

An Empowering Lemon Bundt

Master the Warlock Skill Tree.

Faust

Make a deal with the Diggle God of Hell.

Left For Dread

Kill Lord Dredmor. On Going Rogue. With Permadeath. You total badass.

The Critic

Perform 500 acts of Heroic Vandalism.

Dread More

Kill Lord Dredmor on Going Rogue Mode.

Blinded With Science

Master the Rogue Scientist Skill Tree.

The Achievement of the Sphinx

Master the Egyptian Magic Skill Tree.

Everybody Loves a Pork Sword

Craft the Omnipotent Pork Sword.

Order of Lenin

Master the Communism Skill Tree.

The Devil's Achievement

Master the Demonology Skill tree.

You Have To Bang The Rocks Together, Guys

Master the Battle Geology Skill Tree.

Realms of the Id

Equip the Rusty Helm AND the Green Armour.

Team... Jacob?

Master the Werediggle Skill tree.

Dread and Buried

Kill Lord Dredmor, on Dwarven Moderation Mode, with Permadeath.

There's Really Nothing Funny About The Phrase "Wand Lube"

Master the Wand Lore Skill Tree.

Fruit

Create some Fruit.

Starstruck

Master the Astrology Skill Tree.

You Know What Time It Is

Equip the Parachute Pants and the Warhammer.

Necronomiconeconomist

Master the Necronomiconomics Skill Tree

Golbez Is My New Master Now

Master the Polearms Skill Tree.

Stay Out Of My Head

Master the Psionics Skill Tree.

Loyal Soldier of the Empire

Equip the Imperial Boilerplate Armour and the Imperial Boilerplate Helmet.

Stabbity Stabbity Stabbity

Master the Daggers Skill Tree.

Dread Less

Kill Lord Dredmor on Elvishly Easy Mode.

Master Ninja

Master the Thrown Weaponry Skill Tree.

Hail Odin!

Master the Viking Wizardry Skill Tree.

It's Alive... And Gross!

Master the Fleshsmithing Skill Tree.

Fields Medalist

Master the Mathemagic Skill Tree.

The Sea is a Cruel Mistress

Drown.

Soylent Green Is... Soy, Actually

Master the Vegan Skill tree.

Dead Man's Chest

Master the Piracy Skill Tree.

Perilous Podiatry

Die by kicking a door down.

I Don't Remember Their Names, But They're Hungry

Get killed by a Hungry Diggle. We'll let you speculate about what happens next.

High Cholesterol

Eat One Hundred Diggle Eggs.

Nothing to See Here, Move Along

Stay invisible for 50 turns.

Love Slave of Yoggoth

Master the Fungus Mastery Skill Tree.

On Her Majesty's Steampunk Service

Master the Clockwork Knight Skill Tree.

Brew Fame, Bottle Glory, Stopper Death

Master the Alchemy Skill Tree.

Canadian Pride

Equip the Maple Shield AND the Toque of Kanada.

Paved With Good Intentions

Get killed by a Demon Diggle.

Dead Dread

Kill Lord Dredmor on Dwarvish Moderation Mode.

It Has A Knob On The End

Master the Staff Skill Tree.

Team Edward

Master the Vampirism Skill Tree.

It's Alive!

Master the Golemancy Skill Tree.

Dr. Livingstone, I Presume

Master the Big Game Hunter Skill tree.

My Humps

Get killed at the "hands" of a Thrusty.

Be All You Can Be

Get killed at the hands of a Diggle Commando.

98 Pound Weakling

Die at the hands of a Muscle Diggle.

It Tastes Like Pennies

Master the Blood Magic Skill Tree.

It's MY Dungeon

Get killed at the hands of Lord Dredmor.

Steal This Achievement

Master the Burglary Skill Tree.

Gettin' Ley'd

Master the Ley Lines Skill Tree.

I Tink, Therefore I Am

Master the Tinkering Skill Tree.

Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit

Master the Magic Training Skill Tree.

Turtle Power!

Master the Shield Skill Tree.

Morale Improvement Expert

Master the Mace Skill Tree.

Some Of Them Are Thirsty

Get killed by a Thirsty Diggle.

Look, I'm A Game Developer!

Name the expansion pack.

Honorary Bolt Council Member

Master the Bow Skill Tree.

An Eagle In Every Liver

Master the Promethean Magic Skill Tree

Here's Johnny

Master the Axe Skill Tree.

Sallah, I Said No Camels

Master the Archaeology Skill Tree.

Way of the Foot

Master the Unarmed Skill Tree.

Meet Your True Master

Get killed at the hands of an Arch Diggle.

That Which Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen

Master the Perception Skill Tree.

Stick A Knife In It, It's Done

Master the Assassination Skill Tree

Slippery Like A Fox

Master the Dodge Skill Tree.

Way of the Dodo

Kill a thousand Diggles.

This Root Shall Suffer

Imbibe the Root of T'Char.

Mastery of Mastery of Arms Mastering

Master the Mastery of Arms Skill Tree.

Not the Bees!

Die at the hands of Thaumites.

AAAAAAAAAGH! Arrrrgh AAAAAAAAAGH (etc.)

Master the Berserk Skill Tree. AAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAGH!

Respect Mah Authoritah

Get killed by a Dread Collector.

Lutefisk Paradox

Hell Is Other Diggles

Enter Diggle Hell.

Master Using It And You Can Have This Achievement

Master the Sword Skill Tree.

I Am Not Left Handed

Master the Dual Wielding Skill Tree.

Mister Smith

Master the Smithing Skill Tree.

Crime Doesn't Pay

Get killed by Brax.

Two Krongs Don't Make A Right

Have Krong curse your equipment twice, consecutively.

The Magic of the Wizard's Hangover

Complete a Wizardland.

Your Kung Fu is Weak

Die to an enemy counter-attack.

Developers! Developers! Developers!

Hit the Ballmer Peak.

Accidents Happen

Enrage the Shopkeeper.

Honey Badger Don't Care

Survive an accidental, or deliberate, Thaumiting.

Taste the Rainbow

Damage an enemy with seven (or more) damage types simultaneously.

Gesundheit

Get killed at the hands of a Sickly Diggle.

Heroic Failure

Die during the tutorial.

Normandy

Die on Floor 1; play a new character with the same skills... and die on Floor 1.

Diggle Nog!

Make some Diggle Nog. Who doesn't love a nice cold glass of Diggle Nog?

I Smoulder With Generic Rage

Get killed at the hands of an Enraged Diggle.

Personal Protection

Make a piece of Armour.

Playing For Both Teams

Play both the male and the female hero.

Bloody Mess

Kill a Monster Zoo. All of it.

Welcome to Dredmor

Get killed at the hands (flippers?) of a Diggle.

It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Make This

Make a Weapon.

The Penitent Man Shall Pass

Disarm 50 traps.

Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses

He Chose... Poorly

Trigger 50 traps.

The Lake Wobegon Achievement

Eat some Lutefisk.

HMS Deagle

Kill a hundred Diggles.

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

Find a Monster Zoo.

He Who Smelt It

Make an Ingot.

If Lost, Please Return to Wonkdonkler

Find a Set of Wizard Keys.

Ornithologist

Kill ten Diggles.